Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants. This is the place to find your favorite Lord of the Rings quotes with the added bonus of pants! Submissions are welcomed and encouraged, so if you have a pants quote then feel free to submit it!
Samwise Gamgee: Pan-ta-loons! Cotton, khaki, wool, or leather! Lovely big golden zipper with nice, deep pockets. Even you couldn’t say no to that.
Sam: What we need are a few good pants
Gollum: What's pants, precious? What's pants, eh?
Galadriel: Will you look into the pants?
Frodo: What will I see?
Galadriel: Even the wisest cannot tell, for the pants show many things.
Sam: Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon, and the shorts will be in season. And the trousers will be drying near the hazel thicket. And they'll be sewing the summer skirts in the lower fields. And they'll be wearing the first of the pants with zippers. Do you remember the feel of pants?
Frodo: No, Sam. I can't recall the feel of pants, nor the comfort of shorts, nor the sight of trousers. Instead, I'm... naked in the dark. There's nothing. No pants between me and the wheel of fire!
They’re taking the pants to Isengard!
Sam: Let him go or I'll have you, Long Johns!
Aragorn: You have some stout pants, little hobbit.